Your loss, Sex in Space, Beatles as Christian Rock?

I had a good story to pull from the early edition of the sunday washington post. But I can't find it online. Not being able to find something on-line... if that isn't a sign that the world is coming to an end, what is?

... maybe that all those promiscuous, sex-addicted, liberal, atheist monsters want NASA to take space sex more seriously. Promiscuous sex in space? Society truly must be coming to an end. (universe today)

Speaking of liberal atheists, a new previously unreleased interview with everyone's favorite "bigger than Jesus" band, who once even predicted "that Christianity would "vanish and shrink", it turns out that John Lennon was a Christian.

In the interview, which was recorded in 1969 and is being aired on BBC Radio 4's Sunday programme, he talks about the Church of England, his vision of heaven, and expresses disappointment at not being allowed to marry his second wife, Yoko Ono, in church.
"Now I wasn't saying that was a good idea [saying Christianity would "vanish and shrink"], 'cos I'm one of Christ's biggest fans. And if I can turn the focus on the Beatles on to Christ's message, then that's what we're here to do."(telegraph.co.uk)

Wow.