"How not to die, every single day"

Advice from a San Francisco paper columnist on dealing with the inevitable...

"Life is, of course, all about managing death.
Or rather, it's all about managing pain and pollution and disease and gravity and germs and bacteria and poison and Dick Cheney and those little shards of glass in your burrito; it's all about, in short, how you sort through the sundry and ever-increasing laundry list of things in your immediate world that want to torment and toxify and destroy you because oh my God they are legion and they are ready and they are right f-ing there." (sfgate)